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Today's category: DeathA Dying WishÂ Â Â Â Â Â There was an elderly man at home, upstairs, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. led down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies.Â Â Â Â Â Â With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.Â Â Â Â Â Â Gasping for breath, he asked her, "Why did you do that?"Â Â Â Â Â Â "Those are for the funeral."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: AnimalsA Fish TaleÂ Â Â Â Â Â A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on the ground next to him. The fish started writhing in agony and, to the negotiator's surprise, said, "Please throw me back into the lake and I'll grant you three wishes."Â Â Â Â Â Â "Any three wishes, huh?" the negotiator mused as visions of expensive fast cars and beautiful women paraded through his head.Â Â Â Â Â Â "Fish," he finally exclaimed, "Give me five wishes and I'll throw you back."Â Â Â Â Â Â "Sorry," the fish answered while struggling for breath, "only three wishes."Â Â Â Â Â Â The negotiator's pride was at stake and after giving the matter some thought he announced, "What do you take me for? A sucker? I'll settle for four wishes."Â Â Â Â Â Â "Only three," the fish murmured weakly.Â Â Â Â Â Â Fuming, the man debated the pros and cons of accepting the three wishes or continuing to bargain for that one extra wish. Finally, the negotiator decided it wasn't worth looking a gift fish in the mouth and said "All right fish, you win, three wishes."Â Â Â Â Â Â Unfortunately, by then the fish was dead.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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