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Today's category: KidsThru a child's eyes┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. Heidi started to go into labor and called 911.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old Katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Among the lessons below: the brilliance of a "treasure hunt merchandising philosophy."
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