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Today's category: RednecksFishing Licence¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A couple of rednecks were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After about a half mile the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!!" the Warden gasped.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Yes, sir," replied the young feller, "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one ..."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: PastorsWatermelons¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The poorly paid local pastor grew watermelons to suppliment his meager income. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the pastor's sign. When the pastor returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend