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Today's category: FathersThe Truth About Dad¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep with Daddy."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: ChurchThe Cleaning Woman¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The pastor thought to himself, "oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets - what would the members think of her." He told her that she needed to go home and pray about it and then decide.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The following week, here she came again. She told the pastor that she had prayed about it and still wanted to be baptized. "I have passed this church for so long. It is so beautiful, and I truly want to become a member."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more. A few weeks later while out eating at the restaurant, the pastor saw the little old lady. He did not want her to think that he was ignoring her so he approached her and said, "I have not seen you for a while. Is everything all right?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Oh, yes," she said. "I talked with Jesus, and he told me not to worry about becoming a member of your church."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "He did?" said the pastor.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Oh, yes" she replied. "He said even He hasn't been able to get into your church yet, and He's been trying for years."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: SatanSatan's Beatitudes¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church ~ they are my best workers.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked ~ I can use them in my business.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who are touchy. Soon they will stop going to church ~ verily, they shall be my missionaries.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who sow gossip and trouble ~ they are my beloved children.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who have no time to pray ~ for they MY prey.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who gossip ~ for they are my secret agents.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are you when you read this and think it has everything to do with other people, and nothing to do with you. ~ I've got room for YOU at my inn.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend