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Today's category: LawyersLegally Dead¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The Journal of the Massachusetts Bar recorded this exchange between an anonymous attorney and a pathologist in a recent murder trial:¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "No."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Did you check for breathing?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "No."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "No."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "How can you be so sure?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Even then, this would-be Perry Mason refused to throw in the towel:¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Is it possible the patient could be alive, nevertheless?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "It is possible that he could have been alive," said the pathologist, "and practicing the law somewhere."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: TechnologyFamous Writer¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Thinking up the product was easy. Building the business was hard.
Today's category: PrayerSpeak Up¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and grandmother and softly saying his prayers, "Dear God, please bless Mummy and Daddy and all the family and please give me a good night's sleep."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Suddenly he looked up and shouted, "And don't forget to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "There is no need to shout like that," said his mother. "God isn't deaf."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "No," said the little boy, "but Grandma is."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: CopsCatholic Police Nuns¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Police officer: "Why were you driving so slowly?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Nun driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Police officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Nun: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer, I didn't know that."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from holding on to each other too tightly.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Police officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Nun: "Oh, we just got off Highway 166 a few miles ago."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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