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Today's category: SatanSatan's Beatitudes¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church ~ they are my best workers.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked ~ I can use them in my business.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who are touchy. Soon they will stop going to church ~ verily, they shall be my missionaries.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who sow gossip and trouble ~ they are my beloved children.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who have no time to pray ~ for they MY prey.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are those who gossip ~ for they are my secret agents.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blessed are you when you read this and think it has everything to do with other people, and nothing to do with you. ~ I've got room for YOU at my inn.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: RednecksYou're A Redneck Jedi If¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7. Wookies are offended by your B.O.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 12. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 13. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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