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Today's category: FaithThe Pious Woman¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A flood was on its way, forcing everyone to evacuate. The police rowed up to the most pious woman in town and said, "Ma'am, you have to leave this house! People are dying out here!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The woman replied, "No, I'm not leaving. God has always helped me before, and He will do it again."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ So as the water started to rise, she went to the second story of her house. Another boat came by, and the captain yelled, "Ma'am, you have to get on this boat or you're going to drown!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The woman replied again, "No, God helped me before, and He will do it again."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The water rose even higher. This time she went to the top of the roof, where a helicopter came and hovered overhead. The pilot called into his loudspeaker, "Please climb aboard, ma'am. You are going to drown!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The women sniffed and again replied, "God is going to save me!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ But the water rose higher, and soon she drowned to death. She went to Heaven, and there she asked God, "Why didn't you save me, O Lord?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ And God replied, "I did help--I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: SportsBaseball In Heaven¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Pat and Mike, both in their 90's, had played professional baseball together and, after they retired, had remained close friends. Pat suddenly fell deathly ill. Mike visited Pat on his deathbed. After they talked a while and it became obvious that Pat had only a few more minutes to live, Mike said, "Listen old friend. After you die, try and get a message back to me. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ With his dying breath, Pat whispers, "If God permits, I'll do my best to get you an answer."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A few days after Pat died, Mike is sleeping when he hears Pat's voice.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Pat says, "Mike, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, yes, there IS baseball in heaven. The bad news is, you're scheduled to pitch the top half of tomorrow's double-header."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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