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From HBO's 'Bleed for the Throne' part-renaissance-fair part-blood-donation-event to Comedy Central's art gallery of framed Trump tweets, here's a look at the over-the-top marketing pushes at SXSW 2019.
Today's category: RednecksMountain Tech Talk¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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