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Today's category: MarriageThe Painting¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: RednecksThings A Redneck Won't Say¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. "Duct tape won't fix that."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. "We don't keep firearms in this house."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. "You can't feed that to the dog."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. "I thought Graceland was tacky."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7. "No kids in the back of the pickup...it's not safe."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8. "Professional wrasslin's fake."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10. "We're vegetarians."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11. "Do you think my hair is too big?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 12. "I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 14. "I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 15. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 16. "Deer heads detract from the decor."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 18. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 19. "Trim the fat off that steak."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 21. "The tires on that truck are too big."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 22. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 23. "I've got it all on a floppy disk."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 26. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany's."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 27. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 28. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 30. "Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 31. "I don't have a favorite college football team."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 35. "Elvis who?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 36. "Checkmate."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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