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Today's category: CrimeStupid Criminals 3¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Portsmouth, RI: Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string of vending machine robberies in January when he: 1. fled from police inexplicably when they spotted him loitering around a vending machine and 2. later tried to post his $400 bail in coins.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Lake City, Florida: Karen Lee Joachimi, 20, was arrested for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Ann Arbor News (crime column): A man walked into Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50 am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Bowling Green, Ohio, student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told police he was trying to see how close to the moving train he could place his head without getting hit.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In Wesley Chapel, Florida, Joseph Aaron, 20, was hit in the leg with pieces of the bullet he fired at the exhaust pipe of his car. When repairing the car, he needed to bore a hole in the pipe. When he couldn't find a drill, he tried to shoot a hole in it.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Indiana: A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled--leaving his wallet on the counter.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ England: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag. While making idle chatter about golf, the customs official realizes that the tourist does not know what a "handicap" is. The customs official asks the tourist to demonstrate his swing, which he does--backward! A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ (Location Unknown): A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Texas: A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a check--a *forged* check. He got 10 years.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ (Location Unknown): A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head--and realized that he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: MothersMom's Dictionary¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ TWO MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ VERBAL: able to whine in words¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house...View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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