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Today's category: QuestionsLight Bulb Jokes 3 1. How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? - Choose any number you like, but first you must make sure the light bulb WANTS to change. 2. How many Computer Programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem. 3. How many Telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? - One, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner. 4. How many Politicians does it take to change a light bulb? - First it takes a probe to find out why the bulb burned out, a committee to study the cost of replacement, a liberal to make sure the bulb's civil rights aren't infringed, a conservative to sell the used bulbs to our enemies, and a president to explain to the tax payers why change is good. 5. How many Doctors does it take to change a light bulb? - Well, it depends. How much insurance does the light bulb have? 6. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? - FIFTEEN! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT? 7. How many Economists does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they're waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting disequilibrium. 8. How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they just redefine darkness as the new standard. 9. How many Lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? - Whereas the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as the "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to ...(on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseum)View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Planned Parenthood: Its Elect Trick March 05, 2018 You might never support a pro-abortion candidate, but what if your tax dollars are? There's more than a little evidence suggesting that's exactly what's happening with government-funded groups like Planned Parenthood. Of course, some would ...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Family Research Council today applauded President Trump and the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) for announcing a new policy that will allow states to defund abortionists from state Medicaid programs. HHS is reversing an Obama era Medicaid policy that prohibited states from removing certain types of providers, including abortion providers, from their state Medicaid programs despite federal authority for states to determine standards for qualified providers. HHS also released a new regulation that will give enforcement tools to HHS's Office of Civil Rights to handle conscience violations related to 25 federal laws that pertain to the beginning of and end of life. ...
How the New Tax Bill Helps Families January 11, 2018 By Andrew Guernsey, Legislative Assistant for Government Affairs The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (H.R. 1 "TCJA"), signed into law by President Donald Trump on December 22, 2017, provides numerous provisions that benefit working families. ...
A Frosty Reception to Trump's PrayerDecember 21, 2017 If you thought tax reform terrified liberals, try praying about it! During yesterday's historic votes, Donald Trump sent the Left into a full-on panic by pausing a moment in his cabinet meeting to thank God for their pending success. ...
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