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With what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. —Matthew 7:2This statement is not some haphazard theory, but it is an eternal law of God. Whatever judgment you give will be the very way you are judged. There is a difference between retaliation and retribution. Jesus said that the basis of life is retribution— “with the measure you use, it…
Today's category: CrimeEndangered Species One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered a man sitting in the woods chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle. "Hey mister, the Bald Eagle is a protected species, and killing one is punishable offence", said the Park Ranger. The man was swiftly arrested, and ushered before the judge. In court, he pleaded innocent to the charges against him, claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation. "I was so hungry" complained the defensive camper, "the Bald Eagle was the only food I could find!" To everyone's amazement, the judge ruled in his favor. In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, "I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. But I'd like to know: What did it taste like?" The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a Whooping Crane and a Spotted Owl."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
WASHINGTON, DC - Today President Trump announced that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson will be replaced by CIA Director Mike Pompeo. Family Research Council President Tony Perkins released the following reaction:...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Family Research Council President Tony Perkins released the following statement on the passing of Dr. Billy Graham:...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Family Research Council President Tony Perkins released the following statement after attending this afternoon's swearing-in of Governor Sam Brownback as the Ambassador at Large for International Religious Freedom:...
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