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Today's category: RednecksRights For Rednecks¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. You have the right to remain motionless, boy.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth to devour your backside.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his pursuit of you in full stride whereupon catching you he will devour your backside.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. Good luck. On your mark, get set.... GO!!!!!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: GodThe Secret Burden¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A much loved-minister of God once carried a secret burden of long- past sin deep in his heart. He had committed the sin many years before, during his Bible school training. No one knew what he had done, but they did know he had repented. Even so, he had suffered years of remorse over the incident without any sense of God's forgiveness.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A woman in his church deeply loved God and claimed to have visions in which Jesus Christ spoke to her. The minister, skeptical of her claims, asked her, "The next time you speak to the Lord, would you please ask Him what sin your minister committed while he was in Bible school." The woman kindly agreed.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ When she came to the church a few days later the minister asked, "Did He visit you?" She said, "Yes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "And did you ask Him what sin I committed?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Yes, I asked Him," she replied¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well, what did He say?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "He said, 'I don't remember.'"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: BibleThe Historical Flight¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "But who's the fourth person?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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An Education in School Safety March 12, 2018 There was a time when secretaries of education could focus on things like curriculum and better learning environments. Betsy DeVos would probably like to trade places with some of her predecessors when the job's biggest demands were raising ...
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