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Today's category: Sunday SchoolDust to Dust¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch. "Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "That's right son, why?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well that's just what they said at church today."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Run up stairs and wash your hands son, lunch will be ready in a few minutes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ About 10 minutes went by and she called out for him to come down. "I'll be there in a minute." As they were about to sit down at the table, the little boy asked again about being dust before being born and after you die. Once again mother said yes son.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The little boy looked at her and said, then you better get up to my room pretty quick, because something under my bed is either coming or going!!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: DeathFinal Eulogy¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I'd like to hear them say...... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: Sunday SchoolFireman's Dog¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "No," said another, "he's just for good luck."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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