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Today's category: ChurchHead Hog of the Trough¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Fred called a church and asked to speak to the Head Hog of the Trough.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Secretary: How rude! I'll have you know we would NEVER EVER refer to our pastor as a hog.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Fred: Okay, then just take a message. Tell him I've come into a bit of money so I was calling to give your church $10,000.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Secretary: Well hold the phone, dearie! I think I see that big fat pig coming down the hall right now.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: MistakesThe Ugly Baby¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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