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Today's category: ChurchFaithful With Much¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday:¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ As he finished it was clear that everyone had been moved by this man's story. But, as he took his seat, a little old lady sitting in the same pew leaned over and said: "Wonderful story! I dare you to do it again!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: AnimalsCat Collector¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat." And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ To which the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend