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How to determine if you've surrounded yourself with the right people-and what to do if you find out you haven't
Today's category: Church SignsChurch Signs 1¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5) When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9) Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10) If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: AnimalsA Fish Tale¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on the ground next to him. The fish started writhing in agony and, to the negotiator's surprise, said, "Please throw me back into the lake and I'll grant you three wishes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Any three wishes, huh?" the negotiator mused as visions of expensive fast cars and beautiful women paraded through his head.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Fish," he finally exclaimed, "Give me five wishes and I'll throw you back."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Sorry," the fish answered while struggling for breath, "only three wishes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The negotiator's pride was at stake and after giving the matter some thought he announced, "What do you take me for? A sucker? I'll settle for four wishes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Only three," the fish murmured weakly.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Fuming, the man debated the pros and cons of accepting the three wishes or continuing to bargain for that one extra wish. Finally, the negotiator decided it wasn't worth looking a gift fish in the mouth and said "All right fish, you win, three wishes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Unfortunately, by then the fish was dead.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Before committing to a new launch, prepare a thorough process, one that includes all the lessons you learned first time around.
Today's category: FaithA Very Faithful Woman¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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