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Today's category: PrayerThe Combination¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: SatanOne For You, One For Me¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several were dropped and rolled down toward the fence.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted, though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the devil himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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