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Today's category: ChristmasAthiest Holiday¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ An atheist complained to a Christian friend, "You Christians have your special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But we atheists have no recognized national holidays. It's unfair discrimination."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ His friend replied, "Why don't you celebrate April first?"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: ChristmasThe Lost Purse¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: HusbandsHusbands Faults¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Wives have many faults. Husbands have only 2: everything they say and everything they do.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Husband: "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Wife: "No problem. I'll get you some that is."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ You really have to feel sorry for husbands.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ They were given a brain and reproductive machinery but only enough blood to run one at a time.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: CrimeStupid Criminals 3¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Portsmouth, RI: Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string of vending machine robberies in January when he: 1. fled from police inexplicably when they spotted him loitering around a vending machine and 2. later tried to post his $400 bail in coins.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Lake City, Florida: Karen Lee Joachimi, 20, was arrested for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Ann Arbor News (crime column): A man walked into Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50 am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Bowling Green, Ohio, student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told police he was trying to see how close to the moving train he could place his head without getting hit.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In Wesley Chapel, Florida, Joseph Aaron, 20, was hit in the leg with pieces of the bullet he fired at the exhaust pipe of his car. When repairing the car, he needed to bore a hole in the pipe. When he couldn't find a drill, he tried to shoot a hole in it.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Indiana: A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled--leaving his wallet on the counter.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ England: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag. While making idle chatter about golf, the customs official realizes that the tourist does not know what a "handicap" is. The customs official asks the tourist to demonstrate his swing, which he does--backward! A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ (Location Unknown): A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Texas: A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a check--a *forged* check. He got 10 years.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ (Location Unknown): A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head--and realized that he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: DoctorsDirect Diagnosis¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Judy rushed in to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The doctor looks her over for a couple of moments, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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