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Today's category: MarriageBlack and White┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: SchoolAnger vs. Exasperation┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ With that, the father went to the telephone an dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?"┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ "See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him. Now watch . . ."┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The father dialed the same number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ "Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number, and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got a lot of nerve calling again!" The receiver was slammed down hard.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means."┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ He dialed the same number, and a violent voice roared, "HELLO!"┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: AmishRobbing the Amish┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ Two fellers were in desparate need of cash, but admittedly were a bit cowardly. So the one suggested they break into the Amish market. The logic being that since the Amish were non-resistant, even if they were caught, no harm could befall them. Thus they carried out their plot.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ However, just as they were breaking into the cash register, the owner turned on the lights and confronted them, a shotgun pointed directly at them.┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ Calmly, the Amishman said, Boys, I would never do thee any harm yet you are standing where I am about to shoot.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: HusbandsPlaying House┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ Sally replied, "I want you to communicate your feelings."┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ "Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Billy... "I have no idea what that means."┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ ┬ The little girl nods and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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