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Today's category: MiscellaneousNun In A Cab¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance and see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1) you have to be single and¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2) you must be Catholic."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ He does and the nun kisses him. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out. "My dear child, why are you crying?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: CrimePrison vs. Work¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In prison, you spend a majority of time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in an 8x10 cubicle.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In prison you get three meals a day. At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In prison you can watch tv and play games. At work you get fired for watching tv and playing games.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ At work you must carry a security card to unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In prison they let your family and friends to come and visit. At work you're not even supposed to speak to your family and friends.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ At prison there are sadistic wardens. At work you have managers.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: Sunday SchoolDust to Dust¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch. "Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "That's right son, why?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well that's just what they said at church today."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Run up stairs and wash your hands son, lunch will be ready in a few minutes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ About 10 minutes went by and she called out for him to come down. "I'll be there in a minute." As they were about to sit down at the table, the little boy asked again about being dust before being born and after you die. Once again mother said yes son.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The little boy looked at her and said, then you better get up to my room pretty quick, because something under my bed is either coming or going!!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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