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Today's category: StupidityTechnical Support This is reportedly an actual phone dialog of a former WordPerfect customer support employee: Support: "Hello, Technical Support; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." S: "What sort of trouble?" C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." S: "Went away?" C: "They disappeared." S: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" C: "Nothing." S: "Nothing?" C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." S: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" C: "How do I tell?" S: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" C: "What's a sea-prompt?" S: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" C: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." S: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" C: "What's a monitor?" S: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" C: "I don't know." S: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" C: "Yes, I think so." S: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." C: "Yes, it is." S: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" C: "No." S: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." C: "Okay, here it is." S: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." C: "I can't reach." S: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" C: "No." S: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark." S: "Dark?" C: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." S: "Well, turn on the office light then." C: "I can't." S: "No? Why not?" C: "Because there's a power outage." S: "A power?!? A *power* outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." S: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." C: "Really? Is it that bad?" S: "Oh, yes, I'm afraid it is." C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" S: "Tell them you're just too darn stupid to own a computer."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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