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Sewing kits to make 18" size doll clothing, quilting kits, and apron and bonnet kits for girls. We offer some basic sewing notions and precut doll dress kits.
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Today's category: Church SignsNo Excuse Sunday¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday":¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think he's too loud!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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