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Today's category: DeathThe Evil BrotheThe Evil Bro¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In a small town, there were two brothers who, over the course of many years, cheated, swindled, robbed and generally stole from everyone that they ever did business with.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The entire town and surrounding community reviled and despised these two brothers as everyone was aware of just how disreputable and dishonest they were.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ One day, one of the brothers mysteriously died.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Although they had never attended church, the one remaining brother went to the local pastor and offered vast sums of money if he would come to the funeral and say the appropriate words, AND, a large bonus, but ONLY if he would - during the course of the eulogy -refer to his brother as "a Saint."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The pastor was troubled by the request, however, it was a very poor church and the church desperately needed repairs.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The Parishioners had heard about the pastor's dilemma and were curious as to what he would do.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The Funeral began, the church was packed, and the pastor started with the usual prayers and followed the rites and traditions as required by the churches teachings. In closing, after referring to the man in the box, he paused and turned to face the remaining brother.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ He began, "As you all know, the departed was an awful individual who robbed, cheated, swindled and stole from everyone he ever did business with.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ However, compared to his Brother, he was - "a Saint!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: DrunksThe Drunk at Church¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: FarmersPa Won't Like It¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Awe, come on," the farmer insisted.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Don't be foolish !" the neighbour said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Under the wagon."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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