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Today's category: FathersThe Truth About Dad¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep with Daddy."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: ChurchThe Cleaning Woman¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The pastor thought to himself, "oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets - what would the members think of her." He told her that she needed to go home and pray about it and then decide.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The following week, here she came again. She told the pastor that she had prayed about it and still wanted to be baptized. "I have passed this church for so long. It is so beautiful, and I truly want to become a member."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more. A few weeks later while out eating at the restaurant, the pastor saw the little old lady. He did not want her to think that he was ignoring her so he approached her and said, "I have not seen you for a while. Is everything all right?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Oh, yes," she said. "I talked with Jesus, and he told me not to worry about becoming a member of your church."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "He did?" said the pastor.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Oh, yes" she replied. "He said even He hasn't been able to get into your church yet, and He's been trying for years."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend