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Today's category: DeathThe Sensitive Guy¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize they'll have to inform his wife.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After two hours he returns, carrying a large pizza. "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Yep", replies Bob.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Say, where did you get the pizza?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Bob informs Jeff. "She bought it for me."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "WHAT??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she bought you a pizza?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Sure," Bob says.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "WHY?" asks Jeff.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: "I'll bet you a pizza you ARE!'"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On Thursday, Arina Grossu, Director of the Center for Human Dignity at Family Research Council, will join other pro-life leaders in front of a recently-opened abortion facility, Capital Women's Services, in Washington, D.C. to speak at a press conference hosted by Mercy Missions. This facility is already marred with a reputation of violence and death, as its lead abortionist, Steven Brigham, has previously lost his medical licenses in six states and has a long disciplinary, criminal, and malpractice history. Now he brings his dangerous practice to D.C. and will put women's lives and safety at risk....
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Today in Louisiana, Vice President Mike Pence, along with Congressman Garret Graves and the Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, Seema Verma, visited the newly-renovated home of Jimmy and Olive Morgan, who were rescued on their rooftop from the August 2016 flood waters. Then-candidate Donald Trump and his running mate then-Governor Mike Pence, visited the flood-ravaged areas days after flooding began at the invitation of Family Research Council president Tony Perkins, who serves as the interim senior pastor at Greenwell Springs Baptist Church. During that visit on August 19, 2016, Perkins led Trump, Pence, and Franklin Graham of Samaritan's Purse, to survey the initial flood damage, making a stop at the Morgan's home as the debris was being removed from their house. ...
DONALD TRUMP made a splash during the American presidential campaign when he called for a trillion-dollar investment in infrastructure. But when he actually released his first major budget proposal this week, funds for roads and bridges hardly attracted notice. Though the document does lay out a target of $200bn in direct federal spending, to be augmented by private investments, it provides only $5bn in 2018. ‚ÄúPresident Trump's campaign promises on infrastructure are crumbling faster than our roads and bridges,‚ÄĚ said one senior Democrat.Yet tucked away in the proposal is one short paragraph that ought to intrigue the country's city-dwellers, who overwhelmingly vote Democratic, as well as business travellers who often find themselves visiting American cities.In a paragraph titled ‚ÄúIncentivize Innovative Approaches to Congestion Mitigation‚ÄĚ, there is a proposal to ‚Äúprovide valuable incentives for localities to think outside of the box in solving long-standing congestion challenges,‚ÄĚ modeled after...Continue reading
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