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Today's category: KidsThru a child's eyes¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. Heidi started to go into labor and called 911.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old Katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Colin Wayne survived a devastating attack that put him on a path he never expected.
Take now your son‚Ä¶and offer him‚Ä¶as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you. ‚ÄĒGenesis 22:2A person's character determines how he interprets God's will (see¬ Psalm 18:25-26). Abraham interpreted God's command to mean that he had to kill his son, and he could only leave this traditional belief behind through the pain of a tremendous ordeal. God could purify his faith in no other way. If‚Ä¶
A chat with the smarter half (his words!) of the two-man team that started and grew Cousins Maine Lobster.
Today's category: PastorsFalling Off The Horse¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The old time pastor was galloping down the road, rushing to get to church on time. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. In the dirt with a broken leg, the pastor called out, "All you saints in Heaven, help me get up on my horse!" ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back and fell off the other side.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Once again on the ground, he called to Heaven, "All right, just half of you this time!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend