Today's category: Church SignsChurch Bloopers 2Â Â Â Â Â Â 1) Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"Â Â Â Â Â Â 2) The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.Â Â Â Â Â Â 3) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.Â Â Â Â Â Â 4) The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.Â Â Â Â Â Â 5) The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.Â Â Â Â Â Â 6) 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.Â Â Â Â Â Â 7) A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.Â Â Â Â Â Â 8) Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.Â Â Â Â Â Â 9) On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.Â Â Â Â Â Â 10) Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.Â Â Â Â Â Â 11) Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.Â Â Â Â Â Â 12) The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.Â Â Â Â Â Â 13) Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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