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Today's category: RednecksRights For Rednecks¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. You have the right to remain motionless, boy.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth to devour your backside.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his pursuit of you in full stride whereupon catching you he will devour your backside.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. Good luck. On your mark, get set.... GO!!!!!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Court: Accept Your Child's New Gender or Lose Custody February 16, 2018 This week, a shocking story hit the national news about an Ohio teenager who was removed from her parents' home by authorities. Why? Because they didn't support their daughter's decision to identify as a boy and ...
Torte Reform? CA Baker Wins First-Ever Case February 07, 2018 Here are three words you don't usually see in the same sentence: "religious liberty" and "California." But thanks to Superior Court Judge David Lampe, that's exactly what one Christian is celebrating in a battle over religious ...
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