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Today's category: ChurchThe Dead Church¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The following Sunday the church was all but empty. Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone's duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon, the notice said.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral." In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin, smothered in flowers. After the Pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a "dead church," all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin. Each "mourner" peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
A Colonel of Truth in the USAF November 13, 2017 After flying in the B-2 bomber, Air Force Colonel Leland Bohannon knows a thing or two about stealth. And the attack against his faith isn't it. In fact, the military seems to be going out of its way to punish the Christian dad of five, ...
I now rejoice in my sufferings for you, and fill up in my flesh what is lacking in the afflictions of Christ‚Ķ ‚ÄĒColossians 1:24The Christian worker has to be a sacred ‚Äúgo-between.‚ÄĚ He must be so closely identified with his Lord and the reality of His redemption that Christ can continually bring His creating life through him. I am not referring to the strength of one individual's personality being superimposed on another, but‚Ķ
Today's category: PrayerYou Shouldn't Skip Church¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Oh Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish.... please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Dear Lord, bless this food I am about to receive... in Jesus' name... Amen."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Trump administration announced this week that it would address the needs of the Middle East's Christian community by providing assistance directly, bypassing UN aid programs which have been largely ineffective in helping displaced Christians affected by ISIS. ...
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