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Today's category: Sunday SchoolDust to Dust¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch. "Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "That's right son, why?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Well that's just what they said at church today."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Run up stairs and wash your hands son, lunch will be ready in a few minutes."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ About 10 minutes went by and she called out for him to come down. "I'll be there in a minute." As they were about to sit down at the table, the little boy asked again about being dust before being born and after you die. Once again mother said yes son.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The little boy looked at her and said, then you better get up to my room pretty quick, because something under my bed is either coming or going!!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: TechnologyMaxims of the Internet Age¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. Home is where you hang your @¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. Great groups from little icons grow.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7. C: is the root of all directories.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9. The modem is the message.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10. Too many clicks spoil the browse..¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11. The geek shall inherit the earth.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 12. A chat has nine lives.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 13. Don't byte off more than you can view.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 14. Fax is stranger than fiction.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 15. What boots up must come down.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 16. Windows will never cease.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 17. Virtual reality is its own reward.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 18. Modulation in all things.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 19. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 20. There's no place like http://www.home.com¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 21. Know what to expect before you connect.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 22. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 23. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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