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Today's category: DeathThe Dying Preacher¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Both the banker and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled; the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious behaviour that made them squirm in their seats.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Finally, the banker said, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The old preacher mustered up his strength and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: Men vs. WomenBrain Transplant¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news" he said as he surveyed the worried faces.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ It's an experimental procedure, quite risky, and you'll have to pay for the brain yourselves."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The doctor quickly responded, "A female brain goes for $20,000. A male brain costs $50,000."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why does the male brain cost so much more?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then said to the entire group, ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "It's a standard pricing procedure. We mark the female brains down because they're used."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: QuestionsQuestions and Answers¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A: He only had two worms!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Q: Why did God create man before woman?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A: He didn't want any advice.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A: A roamin' Catholic!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Patient: PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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