Home »

Search Result

Searched: Use

Categories

 Infowars (30 news)
  

News

Just because you're working from home doesn't mean you should get less done.
Feeling bored in quarantine? Learn some lucrative new skills.
It's not using technology that makes you win, it's being the first to use that does.
Today's category: Church SignsChurch Bloopers 1¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4) Evening massage - 6 p.m.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8) Ushers will eat latecomers.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9) The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 12) The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 13) During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 14) Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 15) Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: TechnologyMaxims of the Internet Age¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. Home is where you hang your @¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. Great groups from little icons grow.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7. C: is the root of all directories.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9. The modem is the message.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10. Too many clicks spoil the browse..¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11. The geek shall inherit the earth.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 12. A chat has nine lives.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 13. Don't byte off more than you can view.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 14. Fax is stranger than fiction.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 15. What boots up must come down.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 16. Windows will never cease.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 17. Virtual reality is its own reward.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 18. Modulation in all things.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 19. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 20. There's no place like http://www.home.com¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 21. Know what to expect before you connect.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 22. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 23. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Xponential Fitness Founder and CEO Anthony Geisler shares the leadership secrets that have helped him build a boutique fitness empire.
Marketing is essential but never cheap, so upping your ROI is the name of the game.
Familynet Topsites Independent Fundamental Baptist Topsites The Fundamental Top 500 Bible Top 1000 KJV Bible Top 500

Flag Counter