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Xponential Fitness Founder and CEO Anthony Geisler shares the leadership secrets that have helped him build a boutique fitness empire.
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Today's category: DrunksWant to Go to Heaven¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
If the sharing economy cannot deal with its fundamental vulnerabilities in a moment of crisis, it could spell the end of its meteoric rise as a business model.
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Join Salesforce exec Tiffani Bova as she answers the top 10 questions from salespeople and sales managers around the world.
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Today's category: CopsDon't Say This To A Cop¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in..¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 6. I pay your salary!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 7. So, uh, you on the take, or what?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they are.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of money from the bank robbery, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 12. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
If when we were enemies we were reconciled to God through the death of His Son, much more, having been reconciled, we shall be saved by His life. ‚ÄĒRomans 5:10I am not saved by believing‚ÄĒ I simply realize I am saved by believing. And it is not repentance that saves me‚ÄĒ repentance is only the sign that I realize what God has done through Christ Jesus. The danger here is putting the emphasis on the effect, instead of on‚Ķ
Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations‚Ķ ‚ÄĒMatthew 28:19Jesus Christ did not say, ‚ÄúGo and save souls‚ÄĚ (the salvation of souls is the supernatural work of God), but He said, ‚ÄúGo‚Ķmake disciples of all the nations‚Ķ.‚ÄĚ Yet you cannot make disciples unless you are a disciple yourself. When the disciples returned from their first mission, they were filled‚Ķ
Jesus said to them again, "‚ĶAs the Father has sent Me, I also send you." ‚ÄĒJohn 20:21A missionary is someone sent by Jesus Christ just as He was sent by God. The great controlling factor is not the needs of people, but the command of Jesus. The source of our inspiration in our service for God is behind us, not ahead of us. The tendency today‚Ķ
Today's category: GodGod the Parent¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Don't what?" Adam asked.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Hey, Eve..we got Forbidden Fruit!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "No way!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Where?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Don't eat that fruit!" said God.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Why?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'First Parent' asked.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Uh huh," Adam replied.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Then why did you?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "I dunno," Eve answered.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "She started it!" Adam said.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Did not!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "DID so!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "DID NOT!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own...thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
The third action in my R.E.M.O.T.E. strategy will help you deal with distractions and create structure.
Today's category: Men vs. WomenBrain Transplant¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news" he said as he surveyed the worried faces.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ It's an experimental procedure, quite risky, and you'll have to pay for the brain yourselves."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The doctor quickly responded, "A female brain goes for $20,000. A male brain costs $50,000."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why does the male brain cost so much more?"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then said to the entire group, ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "It's a standard pricing procedure. We mark the female brains down because they're used."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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