Today's category: Sunday SchoolFireman's Dog¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "No," said another, "he's just for good luck."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
WASHINGTON, D.C. - This afternoon, Vice President Mike Pence cast a tie breaking vote to confirm Russell Vought, the Trump administration's nominee for deputy director of the Office of Management and Budget. Vought's nomination drew national attention after Senator Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) deemed Vought unfit for public service due to his Christian belief that salvation is found through Jesus Christ alone. In response to Senator Sanders' religious bigotry, Family Research Council (FRC) launched a petition signed by more than 55,000 Americans calling on Senator Sanders to apologize for his unconstitutional religious test and urged the U.S. Senate to reject the religious test....
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Peter Sprigg, Senior Fellow for Policy Studies at Family Research Council, testified before the Maryland State House in opposition to House Bill 902, a bill prohibiting licensed counselors from providing minors with help to overcome unwanted same-sex attraction....
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Today's category: PastorsTime For Church¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Why not?" she asked.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church. One, you're 54 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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