Today's category: QuestionsThe End of the World¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ USA Today: We're dead¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones plummets as world ends¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, together again¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Playboy: Girls of the apocalypse¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple loses market share¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Victoria's Secret Catalog: Our final sale¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Sports Illustrated: Game over!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Wired: The last new thing!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead reunion tour¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Readers Digest: 'Bye!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ TV Guide: Death and damnation: Nielson Ratings soar!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs by judgement day with our new "Armageddon" Diet!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ America Online: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Inc. Magazine: Ten ways you can profit from the apocalypse!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
Today's category: Old FolksThankful For Little Things¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These fairways seem to be getting longer and longer," said one of the foursome.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "And these hills are getting steeper as the years go by," another complained.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them, too," said the third senior.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After hearing enough from his buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Oh my friends, just be thankful we're still on this side of the grass!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: BibleThe Deal¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ To which his father replied...."Yes, and they WALKED everywhere they went!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend