Today's category: PoliticsWhat's He Going To Be¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. So they decided to do a small test.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ They put a note on the front hall table that they had left. Around the note they put a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey. Then they hid, pretending they were not at home.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The father told his wife, "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the Bible, he will be a pastor, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a no-good drunkard."¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son read the note that they had left.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Then he took the ten-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ After that, he took the Bible, flipped through it, and put it under his arm.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all three items.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The father slapped his forehead and said: "This is worse than I could ever have imagined!"¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "What? asked the wife.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ "Our son is going to be a politician!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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